Now, you can use a Maori side step to get the coverage you need. I started this business 2 years ago in San Francisco. Never thought there were so many idiots rucking without insurance! Not only is business good, but I also blog about health insurance issues for Rugby players. Like ZZTop, Kevin Sullivan, aka BMK, is now Bad and Nationwide, so you can score tries coast to coast:
I'm a reformed prop who now plays No. 8, so don't expect me to be very polite. Quick ruck or rolling maul, I'll get you the right coverage the way you want it. I only work with Ruggers, mostly because regular people suck. Plus, I can say things to Rugby Players that I can't say to civilians. And my Rugby Customers get to talk smack back.
Bottom of a ruck, nobody wants to deal with _ucking insurance. That's why I created Rucking Insurance. (Hillarious story as to how RuckingInsurance.com got started)
Let me worry about this crap, so you can have a man-of-the-match game.